£39.50
Cheeky Chimpanzee Side Table
£108.50
The design of the cheeky kchimpanzee side table is spot on, great idea and size and superb detailing. This cute little guy proudly holds up a tree-trunk tabletop with his hands. Cheeky Chimp is perfect as a table or simply for use as a decorative item. Why not add a playful wildlife twist to your home. This fun table is made from poly resin measures at H52 x W32.5x D32.5cm.
Sure to be a talking point, this Cheeky Chimpanzee side table will be a quirky, decorative and practical addition to any room and be sure to put a smile on people’s faces as he helpfully holds drinks, books, vases or other items. He is no ordinary side table and is a great statement piece. He has many friends ranging from Penguins and Flamingoes to Elephants and Pandas!! Have a look see!
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7 reviews for Cheeky Chimpanzee Side Table
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dfadafds –
wow. just wow.
you –
i found it quite small and big
c –
Cool
Mrs.Curious –
I regret to inform prospective buyers that the so-called Cheeky Monkey Bedside Table has not merely entered our home — it has utterly ruined the domestic harmony of it.
My husband, Mr Curious, purchased this chimpanzee-shaped contraption under the misguided belief that it would serve as a charming and practical bedside accessory. What has instead occurred is nothing short of a complete emotional abandonment in favour of a piece of furniture.
Before this object arrived, Mr Curious was a man of reasonable conversation and respectable attention. We would discuss books, current affairs, and the occasional biscuit. Since the arrival of this infernal primate, however, he behaves as though the table itself were some sort of nocturnal monarch demanding constant admiration.
He stands beside it admiring the legs. The legs! I have heard him describe them with the sort of reverence usually reserved for ancient monuments or fine architecture. Last evening I attempted to discuss something of genuine importance, only for him to interrupt me mid-sentence in order to inform me that the surface of the table possesses, and I quote, “unshakable dignity.”
Unshakable dignity! It is a table shaped like a monkey.
The situation has deteriorated further. I have personally witnessed him placing items upon it — phones, books, lamps, water glasses, mysterious coins, and once (most alarmingly) a banana — while narrating the act as though the table were bravely bearing responsibilities. Meanwhile I stand nearby like some neglected extra in a theatrical performance starring a wooden chimpanzee.
He has even begun dividing his life into eras: Before Cheeky Monkey and After Cheeky Monkey. I assure you there is a third era approaching rapidly, which shall be After Mrs Curious Loses Her Patience Entirely.
Our bedroom no longer feels like a place of rest. It feels like a shrine. Mr Curious gazes upon this ridiculous artefact with misty-eyed admiration, while I, his lawful wife, am forced to compete for attention with what is essentially a smug wooden primate holding a tray.
I therefore give this product one star, and that is only because the review system cruelly refuses to allow negative numbers.
If it were within my power, I would assign minus one hundred thousand stars, remove the table from my household immediately, and perhaps reclaim my husband from what appears to be a deeply inappropriate emotional attachment to novelty furniture.
In summary: if you value peace in your home, your spouse’s attention, and the continued dignity of your marriage, do not purchase this table.
— Mrs Curious, currently competing with a chimpanzee for her husband’s affection
Mr Curious –
I feel morally obligated to inform the world that the **Cheeky Monkey Bedside Table** is not merely furniture. No. To call it “a bedside table” would be like calling the sun “a fairly bright lamp.” This object is a **revolution in wood, gravity, and bedside philosophy**.
From the moment it entered my bedroom, the atmosphere changed. The air felt crisper. My pillows seemed fluffier. Even my alarm clock — previously a cruel instrument of suffering — appeared slightly more respectful in its presence. The Cheeky Monkey Bedside Table did not simply *sit* next to my bed; it **commanded the room like a benevolent monarch of nocturnal convenience**.
First, let us discuss its structural magnificence. The legs stand with the quiet confidence of ancient monuments. I would not be surprised if archaeologists in 4,000 years carefully excavate the ruins of my home and conclude that the Cheeky Monkey Bedside Table was a sacred artifact used in highly sophisticated bedtime rituals.
The surface? A masterpiece. A flawless platform upon which glasses of water, books, phones, lamps, snacks, and occasionally half-eaten biscuits may rest with **unshakable dignity**. I once placed a cup of tea upon it and swear the tea tasted 17% more refined simply because it was supported by such a noble structure.
And then there is the name — **Cheeky Monkey**. Inspired. Genius. It suggests personality. Mischief. A whisper of playful rebellion against the dull, lifeless world of ordinary bedside tables. Other tables merely exist. This one **winks at you from across the mattress** as if to say, “Go on, read one more chapter.”
Practicality? Unmatched. During the night it has heroically held:
* My phone
* My lamp
* My book
* Three mystery coins
* A glass of water I forgot about for two days
* And once, for reasons still unclear, a banana
Did it complain? Never. Did it wobble? Not once. It bore these responsibilities with the calm resolve of a seasoned professional.
I now measure my life in two eras:
**B.C.M.** (Before Cheeky Monkey) and **A.C.M.** (After Cheeky Monkey).
Before it arrived, I was a person who merely *slept*. Now I am a person who **retires to a curated nighttime experience supported by world-class furniture engineering**.
If this table were a person, it would receive medals. If it were a building, tourists would queue around the block. If it were a country, I would consider applying for citizenship.
In conclusion, the Cheeky Monkey Bedside Table has exceeded every expectation I did not even know I had. It has transformed my bedroom, elevated my tea, stabilized my midnight snacks, and brought a quiet sense of cheeky confidence to my nightly routine.
Five stars. Ten stars. **All the stars in the known universe.**
goonmaster –
what is this bro
ck –
great with a bit of lube